4/03/09 Weekend Movie Releases
Alright, so I have no idea what movie came out the winner last weekend because I haven’t been home. Yes, that is right. I wrote this in the past! Muahahaha! Anyway, there are just two wide (well, really wide) films coming out this weekend. One is a comedy, the other is a repeat of a repeat of a repeat. Or, something like that. There has been a lot of them anyway! But, guess who it is? Vin Diesel!
Adventureland
A really, really stupid film that just shows that the writers have no clue what it is like to work after college at a part-time job. No, this film isn’t a populist. People don’t really do what happens in this film. And if the guy’s parents were really as big of jerks as the film wants you to think, they wouldn’t even let him live there in the summer. But it is funny, right!? No. Alright, maybe just a little.
Fast and Furious
I guess they couldn’t think of a better name for this film. The Fast and the Furious, Fast and Furious? Argh. Tons of people are going to be confused. But maybe that is their plan? They will forfeit ticket sales at the theater for people who go to Wal-Mart and buy their 2001 film. Hey, the story probably isn’t that much different.
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