4/10/09 Weekend Movie Releases

Yep, this article is a little late, but oh well, right? There’s three movies new out this weekend with two that will bring in the crowds. Last weekend, Fast and Furious was able to come out on top and hopes to hold off at least one of the other films.

Hannah Montana: The Movie
Alright, I admit that I’ve never seen this film. But really, a man my age shouldn’t either, especially since I don’t have any children. Anyway, it is about this girl, Miley Cyrus…errr… Stewart, who is a spoiled brat. So she heads back home to Tennessee (although from the trailers, it doesn’t really seem like Tennessee), and she ends up falling in love with it.

This seems like a goodbye film to the character. Let’s hope, anyway.

Hannah Montana: The Movie quotes

Observe and Report
Another mall cop movie, really? Didn’t people have enough of mall cops in the ‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ film? Argh! Anyway, this film is about a mall cop which tries to ‘protect’ a woman after she is flashed by a streaker. He basically tells her that he is going to come back and kill her. So she gets drunk, vomits on herself, and he tries to make love to her. Does it happen? Well, that is what you have to find out!

Observe and Report

Dragon Ball Evolution
This film has been in planning since 2002, but it doesn’t seem like it. If you’ve had the pleasure (or displeasure) of watching the series, this film takes place in between regular Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z, around Goku’s 18th birthday. What I really wonder about this film, is if it will just be an hour and a half of Goku doing his meteor strike. Hmmm…. Not going to pay $9 to find out though.

So what do I want to watch? None! Sorry films.