Funny Quotes About Weddings & Marriage
Weddings and marriage in general are a part of virtually everyones life. As a young girl it is often dreamed about. When finding someone you truly love, it is then talked about. When finding your soul mate, it becomes real. Once the engagement starts, you finally feel that your life is going where you once wished it would. Then, finally, once you get married and you start having anniversaries, you realize that your life is now complete.
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The following are some funny quotes about weddings and marriage.
Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
Successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
The proper basis for a marriage is mutual misunderstanding.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Every man should marry - and no woman
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked.