Quotations About Hockey
Related: Sports, Games, Baseball, Basketball, Football
Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.
My other car is a Zamboni.
Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.
Don't go through life without goals.
By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of the NHL playoff series.
Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns.
October is not only a beautiful month but marks the precious yet fleeting overlap of hockey, baseball, basketball, and football.
My goal is to deny yours.
A puck is a hard rubber disc that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.