Limerick Larry by Gary R. Hess
This is a limerick about a man who wanted to marry a woman named Mary. Sadly, the woman left him shortly after he bought her a ring (mainly because she didn't think it was expensive enough for her). She then left him for someone else. Weirdly enough, it was the couple's gardner. Obviously, the woman only loved Larry for his money but loved the gardner for other reasons.
Category: Break up Limerick Larry There once was a fellow named Larry, Who sought to get married to Mary. He bought her a ring Although, not her liking She left him to marry gardner Jerry. Written June 21, 2008
Lost Love - I loved you more than I have ever known
Love? - When love has come
Night - The night we met I felt so good
Time Lost - Wasting a lifetime